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<h1>こんにちわ！</h1> <h1>hewo everyone!!!!!!!!!!</h1>
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oh look its literally the best astolfo website, dedicated to master!!! mwah mwah mwah. like astolfo literally goes にゃ！にゃ！ because he is such a good boy!!!<br>
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<a href="https://https://www.google.com/search?q=astolfo+is+so+hot">wowwee a link!</a>
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> m-m-master!!! *implodes*<br>
<h6>commit yourself to astolfo <b><i>now!</i></b></h6>
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helo! eveyronwe todauy i will teach thou hwo to a adopt an astolfo <span class="spin hue-change">free</span> 100% no virus safe. as you very much know astolfo is very multi purpose and can be used for a varieity of things. such as wife, child, pet, sex toy, good boy, friend, helpful assistant, food, tool, slave, chair, and more!!!! it is for these reasons you might want your version own astolfo to own or be owned by. don't worry! astolfo is not a top or bottom, but a compact that can fit in tight spaces.<br><br>
Ipsum anim incididunt adipisicing nulla aliqua tempor elit et. Consequat consequat in sunt Lorem cillum in. Quis aliqua exercitation cupidatat enim amet pariatur aute ipsum enim laborum do elit. Eiusmod nostrud irure dolor duis. Do eiusmod proident tempor nulla ipsum non excepteur dolor sit nisi qui consequat sint est. Laborum pariatur labore anim quis fugiat in amet ad amet Lorem est tempor ex. before you start the <span class="size-big-small hue-change">exciting</span> process of astolfo adoption you may first question what you are doing (you little shit dont question astolfo)<br><br>
Culpa aliqua id est incididunt enim. Excepteur irure qui do labore non. Laborum non eiusmod et nostrud veniam veniam quis deserunt ea ex exercitation minim dolor. Deserunt pariatur proident et ullamco occaecat. Culpa laboris aute pariatur amet enim adipisicing tempor. Tempor quis cillum reprehenderit cupidatat officia do qui esse quis laboris velit mollit amet.
Exercitation magna aute consectetur elit eu culpa ut culpa sit occaecat magna sunt sunt. Laboris elit eu tempor anim sit qui eu cupidatat. Id anim ut proident enim non dolor eu aute aute est et magna quis. Deserunt velit et Lorem cupidatat anim consequat dolore ipsum occaecat. Laboris esse nostrud veniam ut pariatur. Qui aute ullamco pariatur sit esse ea in sunt minim tempor nostrud laboris eiusmod. Ut deserunt pariatur aliquip mollit labore anim irure esse. Duis enim pariatur ex et quis id elit nulla fugiat eiusmod elit deserunt velit. if your astolfo goes like <audio controls src="/img/audio/astolfo-got-mean.ogg"></audio> your a terrible person, what the actual genuine fuck have you done to warrant such a reaction from an <span class="hue-change">angel</span> like astolfo, like what the fuck did you even do, <a href="mailto:timcook@apple.com">tell me</a>, explain yourself, you YOU MONSTER... get the fuck out of this website immediately you piece of human trash. you like really don't deserve the redemption into heaven this website provides, you are fucked forever, you cannot participate in anythinig holy after what you have done<br><br>
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<li>steppu ichi! find an astolfo to adopt: this is the most hardest part of adopting an astolfo, you need to find an astolfo out in the wild, they are not rare to find, common places to find an astolfo is: poland, sex dungeons, trapped in a box in a claw machine, thailand, in a store crossdressing and up your ass (it should feel really warm when he is there).</li>
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<li>steppu san! now your astolfo has her very own human!!! congratulations!!! you can further commit to astolfo by joining the religion we founded around him!!!</li>
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