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<h1>hewo everyone!!!!!!!!!!</h1>
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oh look its literally the best astolfo website, dedicated to master!!! mwah mwah mwah. like astolfo literally goes にゃ！にゃ！ because he is such a good boy!!!<br>
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wowee look asotlfofosltaostlfo best girl!!! <span class="spin hue-change">rawrr</span><br><br>
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these are <b style="font-size: 1.5lh;">REAL QUOTES</b> from <b style="font-size: 1.5lh;">REAL ASTOLFOS</b><br>
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> m-m-master!!! *implodes*<br>
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<h6>commit yourself to astolfo <b><i>now!</i></b></h6>
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<h2>ADOPT AN ASTOLFO!!!!</h2>
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helo! eveyronwe todauy i will teach thou hwo to a adopt an astolfo <span class="spin hue-change">free</span> 100% no virus safe. as you very much know astolfo is very multi purpose and can be used for a varieity of things. such as wife, child, pet, sex toy, good boy, friend, helpful assistant, food, tool, slave, chair, and more!!!! it is for these reasons you might want your version own astolfo to own or be owned by. don't worry! astolfo is not a top or bottom, but a compact that can fit in tight spaces.<br><br>
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before you start the <span class="size-big-small hue-change">exciting</span> process of astolfo adoption you may first question what you are doing (you little shit dont question astolfo)<br><br>
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if your astolfo goes like <audio controls src="/img/audio/astolfo-got-mean.ogg"></audio> your a terrible person, what the actual genuine fuck have you done to warrant such a reaction from an <span class="hue-change">angel</span> like astolfo, like what the fuck did you even do, <a href="mailto:timcook@apple.com">tell me</a>, explain yourself, you YOU MONSTER... get the fuck out of this website immediately you piece of human trash. you like really don't deserve the redemption into heaven this website provides, you are fucked forever, you cannot participate in anythinig holy after what you have done<br><br>
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<li>steppu ichi! find an astolfo to adopt: this is the most hardest part of adopting an astolfo, you need to find an astolfo out in the wild, they are not rare to find, common places to find an astolfo is: poland, sex dungeons, trapped in a box in a claw machine, thailand, in a store crossdressing and up your ass (it should feel really warm when he is there).</li>
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<li>steppu ni! steal the astolfo like steal a brainrot, if you buy him the dungeon they will deliver him in a short 2 days to your house, otherwise i recommend luring him out using a pair of theigh highs, a thinkpad and gentoo linux (which you probably use because YOU are a femboy)</li>
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<li>steppu san! now your astolfo has her very own human!!! congratulations!!! you can further commit to astolfo by joining the religion we founded around him!!!</li>
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