diff --git a/stow/.config/fish/functions/0x0.fish b/stow/.config/fish/functions/0x0.fish
deleted file mode 100644
index c45280c..0000000
--- a/stow/.config/fish/functions/0x0.fish
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,9 +0,0 @@
-function 0x0 --description 'Uploads a file or folder to 0x0.st'
-  if test -d "$argv"
-    set TMPFILE "$(mktemp --suffix '.tar')"
-    tar cvf "$TMPFILE" "$argv"
-    curl -F file="@$TMPFILE" -F expires=24 https://0x0.st
-  else
-    curl -F file=@"$argv" -F expires=24 https://0x0.st
-  end
-end
diff --git a/stow/.zshrc b/stow/.zshrc
index cb24e72..21df395 100644
--- a/stow/.zshrc
+++ b/stow/.zshrc
@@ -71,28 +71,6 @@ export PATH="$PATH:$GOPATH/bin"
 
 export EDITOR="nvim"
 
-# functions
-func calc() {
-  # why isn't this in bash by default
-  #
-  if command -v python3 > /dev/null; then
-    python3 -c "print($1)"
-  else
-    echo "python3 needs to be installed for this to work!"
-  fi
-}
-
-func 0x0() {
-  if [ -d "$1" ];
-  then
-    TMPFILE="$(mktemp)"
-    tar cf "$TMPFILE" "$1"
-    curl -F file=@$TMPFILE -F expires=24 https://0x0.st
-  else
-    curl -F file=@$1 -F expires=24 https://0x0.st
-  fi
-}
-
 # plugins
 plugindir="$HOME/.local/share/zsh_plug"
 func plugInstall() {